October 2011
Trying to sneak up on a friend
Expectations:
Reality:
I'm single.
I love Canadians:
I’m jealous of ducks, swans, spoons, floors, teddy bears, and tables.
I have an uncurable fever
I only date guys who sell out MSG in 22 minutes
I get on Twitter way to much.
I love someone who doesn’t know I exist…..
Cody Simpson: "I saw tears in your eyes when you...
The little gap between his teeth
When someone Bad-Mouths Justin Bieber
Non-Beliebers :
Bieber Fans:
Beliebers:
How I dance;
"Who wants to be my baby?"
I’M COMING JUSTIN!
I laugh like this ;
Like a retarded seal…… Look at Zayn watching Lou.
When someone says "To the left"
I automatically start to sing “TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT, EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT!”
When you start to laugh while drinking something;
Expectation:
MotherFucking reality:
In gym class;
Expectation;
Reality:
When my pants are falling .. I run like there's...
When a guy hugs you from behind.
I got swag in my walk.